*a radio crackles* “This is your captain speaking, we’re flying at an altitude of 1 billion feet and we’re going to turn off the fasten seatbelt signs, so you can feel free to roam about the cabin. If you look to your left, you’ll see the friendly space ambassador Astro! Astro is an ex-canine-astronaut that loved space so much, they decided to stay up here. Astro spends their days chasing space-squirrels and playing fetch with comets and space debris. Give them a wave, and maybe they’ll do their famous no-gravity flips for you! Our spacecraft dining service will be coming by shortly, so prepare for some delicious freeze-dried ice cream!” *radio crackle*